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  Cavalcade of Bad Nativities
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Sunday, December 12, 2004

I think your robe is FAAAAB-u-lous!

Is there any more beautiful combination of words in the English language than glitter nativity?

I actually bought this one on ebay, and will have it soon. It will sit under my aluminum tree and be so very festive. I love this.
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Monday, December 13, 2004

they tried to be cheerful, but they knew the spider would be back soon

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all I'm saying is, you could think about changing a diaper once in a while

Mary looks really pissed off here.

apologies for all the big images, but if I compress them too much, you lose the horror.
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the messiah in the bubble

"So, as you can see, it wasn't really a normal delivery. Do you think you can get him out?"
"Look, I have this plant right here...how about if I just smash the stupid bubble?"
"I have never seen anything like this. I am definitely going to have to call in my supervisor. One of the archangels should be able to deal with it."
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it's Christmas...in the village of the damned

Proof that there is something worse than Pweshus Moments. And that's...knockoffs with seriously deranged lipliner.

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Tuesday, December 14, 2004

go play with your plagues, kids

Just to prove that weird stuff isn't only for Christians: toy plagues. I think my favorite is An icky boil on a piece of flesh, but it's so hard to choose, you know?
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I don't know about you, but I never want to have to decide if I should eat the baby Jesus feet-first or head-first.

Cookie Nativity Kit

Chocolate Nativity

And where would you keep these tasty creche-o-licious treats? How about here:

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Wednesday, December 15, 2004

when the baby Jesus points to 0, your cookies are done

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Thursday, December 16, 2004

SILver and GOLD, SILver and GOLD

These have a really creepy Rankin Bass feel to them. The giant heads and spindly little bodies...

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Friday, December 17, 2004

weird and unnerving

They're, um, naked. Naked little trolls.

God came to earth...as a hobbit.

If you have a bunch of troll dolls sitting around, here are instructions on how to dress them up for a nativity display.
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you just know this is going to be accessorized with light-up Christmas tree light earrings

The rhinestone nativity sweatshirt.

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Saturday, December 18, 2004

I heard on the internet that Bethlehem is, like, a code name for Area 51, dude

This was on ebay. It's a nightlight.

Those are aliens, right? Back in the window?
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