Is there any more beautiful combination of words in the English language than glitter nativity? I actually bought this one on ebay, and will have it soon. It will sit under my aluminum tree and be so very festive. I love this.
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Monday, December 13, 2004
they tried to be cheerful, but they knew the spider would be back soon
all I'm saying is, you could think about changing a diaper once in a while
Mary looks really pissed off here.
apologies for all the big images, but if I compress them too much, you lose the horror.
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the messiah in the bubble
"So, as you can see, it wasn't really a normal delivery. Do you think you can get him out?" "Look, I have this plant right here...how about if I just smash the stupid bubble?" "I have never seen anything like this. I am definitely going to have to call in my supervisor. One of the archangels should be able to deal with it."
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it's Christmas...in the village of the damned
Proof that there is something worse than Pweshus Moments. And that's...knockoffs with seriously deranged lipliner. link | Comments []
Tuesday, December 14, 2004
go play with your plagues, kids
Just to prove that weird stuff isn't only for Christians: toy plagues. I think my favorite is An icky boil on a piece of flesh, but it's so hard to choose, you know?
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mmmmm...savior-licious
I don't know about you, but I never want to have to decide if I should eat the baby Jesus feet-first or head-first. Cookie Nativity Kit Chocolate Nativity
And where would you keep these tasty creche-o-licious treats? How about here: link | Comments []
Wednesday, December 15, 2004
when the baby Jesus points to 0, your cookies are done
