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Tuesday, December 20, 2005

it's for their own good

We don't really know what to do about angels...are they frightening messengers of God, or tame housepets who help us find our keys? Until we have a ruling, perhaps the safest plan is just to keep them hermetically sealed for our protection:

Only then will we be safe from the Angel of Cameltoe.

But we will all be sorry when the angels trade away their own faces to get their hands on the bubble technology and use it against us to imprison winter.

if you feel the need to do the whole Wizard of Oz "poppies will make them sleep" thing while looking at this, uh, piece, go ahead. I'll wait.

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