Angels We Have Heard
Are High

angelic kitsch...from Hell

Cavalcade of Bad Nativities
it came upon a midnight weird

The Passion of the Tchotchke
holy week kitsch-o-rama

Stations of the Kitsch


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Saturday, December 17, 2005

a little somethin' for the fellas

The Angel of Boobies knife.

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Friday, December 16, 2005

more monkey angels

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Thursday, December 15, 2005

monkeys are funny

(that is one seriously long tail)

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Wednesday, December 14, 2005

angels love gambling! and bingo!

Wearers of this will eventually get a letter that reads, in part: due to the current state of the world, we can no longer spare an angel to attend your poker games. You are on your own.

You knew Barbie would show up here eventually, right?

Any idea what she's reading? Help me out here...

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Tuesday, December 13, 2005


Doesn't this just seem like the kind of thing that would be the closing shot in a driver's ed film? Strewn on the pavement among twisted metal?

But Grandma didn't drive safely, did she?

I hated driver's ed.

Auto Angel is a really crappy job, apparently.

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Monday, December 12, 2005

closer...closer...and SMACK

These kids are about to get their heads knocked together

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Bonus Jesus II

You know I want to write Bonus Jesus II: Electric Boogaloo, don't you?

The other kids at Bethlehem Daycare eventually got tired of hearing how great the new kid was.

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Sunday, December 11, 2005

Angel Gang Shakedowns: The Shocking Truth

"...it's be a real shame if something happened to this here lemonade stand, is all I'm sayin'"

(look! brunette boy angel! drunk brunette boy angel!)

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