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Jesus saves

I generally prefer things which are sincere and just accidentally hilarious. Kitsch that knows it's kitsch...eh. But I'll make an exception for this:

Yes, it's the Lord in the garden at Gethsemane...but he's totally happy to hold on to your coins, since it's not like he was busy or anything. Not like it was important. Just bring your pieces of silver over here and drop them between Jesus' hands. Jerk.

You can buy it at stupid.com. I <heart> stupid.com, home of the Singing Blender, which was named Most Annoying Object Ever by my former roommates Bud and Eddie.
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black light not included

It's good that The Velvet Store exists. Otherwise, you couldn't get a painting of yourself (or perhaps your rector...) as Elvis on black velvet.

Or, there's ebay, for your black velvet Jesus painting needs (and you know you have them!)...

Do you ever wonder about the moment when the artist is faced with the blank piece of black velvet, waiting for inspiration to arrive?

"If it is possible, let this paint-by-number pass from me..."
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