Comments on: looming http://www.goingjesus.com/cavalcade/looming/ It Came Upon A Midnight Weird Thu, 03 Jan 2008 20:53:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Joseph http://www.goingjesus.com/cavalcade/looming/#comment-239 Joseph Sun, 23 Dec 2007 23:08:42 +0000 http://www.goingjesus.com/cavalcade/?p=56#comment-239 The fiber-optic angel looks like she had a wardrobe malfunction and is covering her breasts. The way baby Jesus is looking up at her, you'd think she was saying "I know you're hungry, kid, but you'll have to talk to Mary about it. Nope, these ain't for you." The fiber-optic angel looks like she had a wardrobe malfunction and is covering her breasts. The way baby Jesus is looking up at her, you’d think she was saying “I know you’re hungry, kid, but you’ll have to talk to Mary about it. Nope, these ain’t for you.”

]]> By: ecuadoriana http://www.goingjesus.com/cavalcade/looming/#comment-201 ecuadoriana Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:59:03 +0000 http://www.goingjesus.com/cavalcade/?p=56#comment-201 My poem: Creepy barren hair-band angel devoid of all internal organs clapping delightedly at the phallic/womb stable she envelopes her silent night is our silent horror her wings flutter I shudder.... Poor_mad_peter, I think her ability to pee is the least of our worries!!! My poem:

Creepy barren hair-band angel
devoid of all internal organs
clapping delightedly
at the phallic/womb stable
she envelopes
her silent night
is our silent horror
her wings flutter
I shudder….

Poor_mad_peter, I think her ability to pee is the least of our worries!!!

]]> By: poor_mad_peter http://www.goingjesus.com/cavalcade/looming/#comment-182 poor_mad_peter Tue, 18 Dec 2007 11:40:38 +0000 http://www.goingjesus.com/cavalcade/?p=56#comment-182 And what if angels ultimately have to pee...? And what if angels ultimately have to pee…?

]]> By: Kathy R. http://www.goingjesus.com/cavalcade/looming/#comment-177 Kathy R. Mon, 17 Dec 2007 21:31:58 +0000 http://www.goingjesus.com/cavalcade/?p=56#comment-177 I have a Jim Shore angel with the nativity pictured on (not under or inside) her skirt that I really like. But the angel doesn't have as sappy a look on her face, and she sure as heck doesn't rotate, light up, or play music as this one does. Even Jim Shore doesn't get it right every time, obviously. I have a Jim Shore angel with the nativity pictured on (not under or inside) her skirt that I really like. But the angel doesn’t have as sappy a look on her face, and she sure as heck doesn’t rotate, light up, or play music as this one does. Even Jim Shore doesn’t get it right every time, obviously.

]]> By: Sally http://www.goingjesus.com/cavalcade/looming/#comment-175 Sally Mon, 17 Dec 2007 20:08:35 +0000 http://www.goingjesus.com/cavalcade/?p=56#comment-175 Why is top angel wearing a hairband? They have hair accessories up there? Pony tails and barrettes next? Why is top angel wearing a hairband? They have hair accessories up there? Pony tails and barrettes next?

]]> By: Mollie http://www.goingjesus.com/cavalcade/looming/#comment-174 Mollie Mon, 17 Dec 2007 19:39:09 +0000 http://www.goingjesus.com/cavalcade/?p=56#comment-174 Having just received a Jim Shore/Heartwood Creek nativity that I really like (with nary an angel in sight), I was hoping that first one would turn out to be a knockoff. But I think it may be <a href="http://www.cherrylanecollection.com/html/21712.html" rel="nofollow">authentic</a>. Does this mean I have to burn my creche? Having just received a Jim Shore/Heartwood Creek nativity that I really like (with nary an angel in sight), I was hoping that first one would turn out to be a knockoff. But I think it may be authentic. Does this mean I have to burn my creche?

]]> By: Di http://www.goingjesus.com/cavalcade/looming/#comment-172 Di Mon, 17 Dec 2007 17:15:28 +0000 http://www.goingjesus.com/cavalcade/?p=56#comment-172 It's not just you, Katherine...I too, could not help but notice the rather phallic shape of the "stable" in the first angel. Creepy, plus it looks like it ROTATES! Yikes. It’s not just you, Katherine…I too, could not help but notice the rather phallic shape of the “stable” in the first angel. Creepy, plus it looks like it ROTATES! Yikes.

]]> By: Katherine http://www.goingjesus.com/cavalcade/looming/#comment-170 Katherine Mon, 17 Dec 2007 16:07:22 +0000 http://www.goingjesus.com/cavalcade/?p=56#comment-170 Now, I don't usually see nasty sexual innuendo in things, having a naturally innocent mind. But how can one NOT think lewd thoughts when looking at the top angel? Now, I don’t usually see nasty sexual innuendo in things, having a naturally innocent mind. But how can one NOT think lewd thoughts when looking at the top angel?

]]> By: NativityFreak http://www.goingjesus.com/cavalcade/looming/#comment-166 NativityFreak Mon, 17 Dec 2007 15:05:23 +0000 http://www.goingjesus.com/cavalcade/?p=56#comment-166 Second Nativity: Now I know why our electric bill has skyrocketed! Second Nativity: Now I know why our electric bill has skyrocketed!

]]> By: NativityFreak http://www.goingjesus.com/cavalcade/looming/#comment-165 NativityFreak Mon, 17 Dec 2007 15:03:56 +0000 http://www.goingjesus.com/cavalcade/?p=56#comment-165 What ensues when Nauseous Moments meet Britney Spears. What ensues when Nauseous Moments meet Britney Spears.

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