As I coast around the interwebs looking for these things, I have to admit to a bit of relief that some searches come up empty. Not finding viable entries for categories such as nativity bongs, patriotic nativities, nativity-on-a-stick, and cheese nativity is oddly heartwarming. Also grateful that googling ‘leather nativity’ only brings up this one. I’m a bit surprised it isn’t a band name, actually.

There are worse places to have a baby than in a stable. There is, for example, the base of a giant cuckoo clock.

“whew, he finally went to sleep, maybe I can grab a few minutes of shut-eye now…”
CUCKOO CUCKOOO
waaaaaaaah!!

Doesn’t that look like a bottle in Joseph’s hand? Especially since he appears to be screaming “I SO TOTALLY ROCK!”

Mary and what I think may be Jesus’ fairy godmother(?) are shocked to discover that the baby’s body is now a giant tomato with arms.