I just feel like Mary and Joseph are a bit overdressed for stable life. And where are they going to plug in their techno fiber optic collars?
The baby just looks distressed by it all. Or maybe he just figured out that breastfeeding in that outfit is going to be really, really complicated.
Well, um, that is a bit, um, festive Р*cough*gaudy*cough* Рfor staying in stables. And that poor baby! Gold lam̩ is not exactly warm material, and I bet it is scratchy on his delicate skin. Who bought these swaddling clothes, RuPaul?
I’d love to see that lit up.
And that is one wicked big candle Joseph is holding.
And, why _is_ Joseph holding a (massively impractical) shepherd crook? Not to mention, if they can afford these clothes they could have _bought_ the inn 🙂
It looks like they are in some kind of Vegas act.. Or maybe they were finally going to make it legal and tie the knot?
They are money, baby.. They’re so money the baby Jesus doesn’t even know how money they really are..
Vegas baby.
The intricate gold costumes are set off nicely by Joseph’s belt make of rope, don’t you think?
Baby JC looks like he is saying, “What the F*#k is up? You ‘rents are hate-uhs for wrapping me in this scratchy gold shizz!”
Joseph has a look about him… stoned, mostly.
Maybe Joseph has that look because his brain has been surgically removed, then plastered to his skull behind his right ear.
This has Celine Dion written all over it.
So this is what Christmas would look like if filmed by the makers of Hellraiser.