rule #1: technology cannot save us from our own stupidity
Fun fact: some towns have two Episcopal churches.
And if you are, say, doing a workshop on technology at a stewardship conference at one of them, you should really be sure that you mapquest the church which is actually holding the conference before you leave the house. Or else you will end up pulling into an empty parking lot and feeling confused. You will also be late for said conference, and because you are very pregnant, you will really need to pee. So you will end up shouting a description of your workshop at people while running for the ladies' room. And you will look like a GIANT DORK and will have no one to blame but your own dorky self.
