I'm trying not to think about the fact that the altar over in the church is currently piled high with candy from yesterday's Candy Tithe haul (the kids bring 10% of their trick-or-treat candy, which we send to the food bank/kids' programs at our diocesan inner-city ministry). I should probably go over and take a picture of it. Yes, that's it. Take a picture.
If anyone reads this blog hoping for evidence of the evils of religion, here's one: I'm about to commit an act of premeditated SweeTart snatching. Snatching candy away from poor children, that's what I'm all about.
