Dennis is cleaning out the Sexton supply closet at St. Ned's this morning. So far, he has found a couple of petrified half-eaten donuts, a frighteningly heavy and gothic-looking metal power strip which may have come from Dr. Frankenstein's lab, banners from events that no one even remembers, and Seventeen Magazine's Guide to Your Body. All of which paint a very strange picture of the life of a church sexton.
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