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Thursday, December 09, 2004

raver Jesus

Once again proving that the only thing better than a cheap nativity is a cheap nativity with fiber optic holiness-indicators:


I think everyone looks a little cramped in there for some reason. Joseph looks like his feet hurt. That star is just kind of crammed onto the roof, there's a random pillar in there, and everyone has to hold their heads at weird angles to see the child. I kind of feel sorry for them.

This is a very depressing nativity, and the fiber optics only make it worse. It's trying too hard.

Oh, and here's a bit of nightmare fuel a reader tipped me off to: scary animated baby Jesus.
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