|
| I am not responsible for the content of the above ads, which are often hilariously mis-matched. |
|
|
Tuesday, December 23, 2003
Heh. New from a fine Christmas edition of The Onion: Jesus 'Really Dreading' This Next Birthday
"I remember when I turned 1,000, I was really excited," said Christ. "A bunch of the apostles threw a big surprise party for me at the Sea of Galilee, and it was such a great time—I don't even want to tell you how much water we turned into wine that night. But once I turned 1,000, each birthday sort of became less and less of a big deal. It's like, once you're a thousandsomething, you don't even get so excited about birthdays anymore. The past few hundred birthdays, I've generally celebrated by just going out to dinner with a good friend or something mellow like that."
link | Comments []
[back to top]
current
|
|
| |
